Photo: Gerard Hoffnung
This week’s winner:
You don't play the didgeridoo
by just blowing until you turn blue
- Get a surgeon to stitch
in a tracheal switch
Then just swap between lungs 1 and 2
Graeme Cairns, Te Pahu
Highly commended:
Music's more than just beautiful tunes.
You can make it by playing the spoons,
An oboe or two
And a didgeridoo,
A kazoo, and a brace of bassoons
Anne
Though he hails not from where we are born.
As the rising sun heralds the dawn
'Mongst the sounds to be heard
Who could fail to be stirred
By the sound of a piper at dawn
Martin Dew, Karamu
