14 Dec 2023

2023 in sport: The weird and wacky

2:22 pm on 14 December 2023
A fan showcases his creativity.

A fan showcases his creativity. Photo: supplied

Analysis - What happened in the unpredictable world of sport in 2023? Jonty Dine takes a look back.

Cheating runner

Scottish ultra-marathon runner Joasia Zakrzewski was banned for 12 months for using a car during a race.

Joasia Zakrzewski hitched a ride in a car during an ultra marathon. Photo: facebook

Hey, we all take shortcuts now and then. Scottish ultra-marathon runner Joasia Zakrzewski was banned for 12 months for using a car during a race. Zakrzewski blamed an injury and jetlag for her decision. She made her move at the 25-mile mark because she said she had gotten lost and her leg felt sore. This did not prevent her from accepting her trophy for third place.

Napier pitch invaders

Pitch invaders during the NRL round 13 match between the New Zealand Warriors and the Brisbane Broncos at McLean Park in Napier, New Zealand on Saturday May 27, 2023. Copyright photo: Aaron Gillions / www.photosport.nz

Pitch invaders during the NRL round 13 match between the New Zealand Warriors and the Brisbane Broncos at McLean Park in Napier, New Zealand on Saturday May 27, 2023. Copyright photo: Aaron Gillions / www.photosport.nz Photo: Photosport

An absolute debacle in the bay. The Broncos vs Warriors at McLean Park saw more than 20 spectators try or succeed in running onto the pitch during the final quarter. The disruptions ended any hopes of a Warriors comeback as they went down 26-22. All 12 of the pitch invaders escaped fines and criminal charges because they had their clothes on.

For the team

Anton King's Hicks Bay won the Rangiora Keelan Memorial Shield after he dragged himself off the field with a broken leg.

Anton King's Hicks Bay won the Rangiora Keelan Memorial Shield after he dragged himself off the field with a broken leg. Photo: facebook

With 17 minutes left in the Ngāti Porou East Coast championship game in Wharekahika, Anton King went down with a broken leg. The match was halted as everyone waited for the ambulance to arrive. Due to the isolation of the area, cancelling the game was discussed. But King was not having that. He dragged himself off the field, allowing play to continue and allowing his team to go on and claim the title. It wasn't until after the post match celebrations that he sought medical treatment. Neymar, eat your heart out.

Weed at US Open

smoking cannabis. Marijuana. Dope. Weed.

Photo: Unsplash / Gras Grun

Players at the 2023 US Open noticed a distinct stink wafting over the courts. The unmistakable aroma of marijuana clouded the concentration of one of the world's best in Maria Sakkari and halted proceedings until the air was cleared. Security footage was reviewed but no culprit within the stadium could be identified, though it's rumoured investigators were distracted by Doritos.

Batsman Timed Out

Sri Lanka's Angelo Mathews.

Sri Lankan skipper Angelo Mathews was left bemused by his dismissal against Bangladesh at the 2023 World Cup. Bangladesh captain Shakib Al Hasan triggered a heated debate on the spirit of cricket at this year's World Cup. As Mathews walked out to bat, the chinstrap on his helmet broke, Mathews waited for a new helmet to arrive before facing Shakib, but was adjudged 'timed out' after failing to take strike within the stipulated two minutes. Shakib did not withdraw his appeal to the disgust of many pundits. Others backed Shakib, claiming Mathews should know better as a veteran. Photo: Raghavan Venugopal / www.photosport.nz

Climate activist targets snooker

The man who unleashed the orange dust storm that halted play at the World Snooker Championship.

The man who unleashed the orange dust storm that halted play at the World Snooker Championship. Photo: Supplied

A protester disrupted the World Snooker Championship in April by climbing onto the table and throwing a bag of orange powder paint over the playing surface. The man was wearing a 'Just Stop Oil' t-shirt and leapt onto the table to empty a pack of orange powder paint on the green surface before being bundled away by security.

Hockey player has neck cut

The NHL and 100 former players have come to agreement over a head injuries suffered in the game.

The NHL and 100 former players have come to agreement over a head injuries suffered in the game. Photo: Photosport

Adam Johnson died when his neck was cut by a skate during a game. The 29-year-old was playing for the Nottingham Panthers in October when the blade cut his neck. The tragic freak accident has resulted in compulsory neck guards for players. A man was arrested for manslaughter over the incident.

Cricketer takes six in six

Mudgeeraba captain Gareth Morgan (pictured at centre, holding the ball) in team photo.

Surfers Paradise were 174-4 chasing 179 going into the final over before the bowling heroics of Mudgeeraba captain Gareth Morgan, (centre - holding the ball). Photo: Facebook / Mudgeeraba Nerang & Districts' Cricket Club

It's a cricketing miracle on par with Grant Elliott's historic six and Ben Stokes' Ashes triumph. Club side Surfers Paradise had victory in their grasp against Mudgeeraba in the Gold Coast's Premier League Division Three. Chasing 179, they needed just five runs from the final over with six wickets in hand to win. Mudgeeraba captain Gareth Morgan had other ideas though, taking a staggering six wickets in six balls to seal the most incredible and unlikely of victories.

Swifties invade NFL

(FILES) US singer-songwriter Taylor Swift performs during her Eras Tour at Sofi stadium in Inglewood, California, August 7, 2023. Latin America awaits pop superstar Taylor Swift with fervor but also with frustration: many fans are young people who suffer from economic hardship, yet they assume the high cost of tickets and are not resigned to the apparent irregularities in sales. The singer will perform in Mexico City from August 24 to 27, in Buenos Aires from November 9 to 11, in Rio de Janeiro from November 17 to 19, and in Sao Paulo from November 24 to 26. (Photo by Michael Tran / AFP) / RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE

Taylor Swift has become a regular fixture at Kansas City NFL matches. Photo: AFP / Michael Tran

The crossover the world didn't know it needed. Taylor Swift has become the face of the Kansas City Chiefs due to her relationship with tightend Travis Kelce. Though many of the core fans despise her presence at games, Swift has caused an increase of more than two million female viewers. She says she doesn't care how many "dads, Chads, and Brads" get upset. Shake it off lads.

Runner found with AK-47

New Zealand's Zane Robertson after winning the bronze medal in the Men's 5000 metre final. Track and Field at Hampden Park. Glasgow Commonwealth Games 2014. Sunday 27 July 2014. Scotland. Photo: Andrew Cornaga/www.Photosport.co.nz

Photo: Andrew Cornaga / www.photosport.co.nz

It was a bad year for Zane Robertson. The disgraced former New Zealand runner was arrested in Kenya in September after being found in possession of an unlicensed firearm. The 33-year-old had an AK-47 rifle and 23 rounds of ammunition at his house in Kenya. Earlier this year Robertson, a former New Zealand Olympian, was banned for eight years for taking a banned substance and providing false documentation.

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